November 28, 2008
How to equate gays with the KKK, Nazi Germany and intolerance in one short sentence
From Conservapedia‘s news blurb column:
Further evidence that the homosexual agenda threatens a free society is demonstrated by the continued assault by homosexual bigots against many churches, including “Forty to 50 signs supporting Proposition 8 were found arranged in the form of a swastika on the front lawn of a Roman Catholic church.”
1: Homosexual agenda?
I wasn’t aware that homosexuals all over the country gathered in a sinister secret society (or rather like the Ku Klux Klan seeing as how they love the swastika). I thought homosexuals were just human beings with a sexual preference for the same sex- period. Which brings me to the next point, namely
2: Threatens a free society
Oh yes, homosexuals want nothing more than the destruction of free society! A dark dystopia where people don’t have the liberty to love and live with whom they might see fit, where harmless personal values are suppressed by a minority in society based on what religious doctrine decrees.
Which brings me to the next issue, namely
3: The continued assault by homosexual bigots against many churches
Because it’s an outrage to protest against a church that decrees you will burn in hell for all eternity by default – whatever good or evil you might actually do in your lifetime. That your homosexuality is a mental disease. That you are an evil perversion of the human race. If you protest against this pillar of wisdom and justice… sure you’re a filthy, mean, low-brow bigot. And lastly:
4: Forty to 50 signs
What do you mean, forty to fifty? Nobody cared to count them? Maybe there were sixty-nine or 666! Oh my God the evidence is mounting! We are so good at preserving evidence [insert satisfied sigh]
Furthermore, maybe (just maybe) the swastika was meant to signify the church’s nazistic tendecies. Not that I agree with putting swastikas in people’s backyards, but you gotta get creative with reality to make this out to be a nazistic, homosexual plot against the free world. Actually, homosexuals were killed en masse by the Nazis, with full support from the Church, so these guerrilla protesters actually have a valid point of protest there. Oh well…
Ahhh Conservapedia, always good for a hearty laugh. Too bad so many people actually believe that crap.